Your not fooling anyone that he's still a kid.and that 20 year old caleb with his squeaky voice making our ears bleed. Is it just in LA - the Casino Morongo commercial - with an older African American couple laughing and grooving out in a convertible - he looks like an older Rick Fox and she looks like that tv chef Carla. R416. . Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? They started running again the horrifying Kevin Hart one where the whole house is screaming at the top of their lungs about fucking lasagna. Saw the 12 Days of Cha-ching commercial today. Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar? That fucking Grammarly ad that plays before every Youtube video that starts "WRITING'S NOT EASY" delivered in the most eardrum rupturing Gen Z shrill girl voice! Fox is better. And I always imagine they smell like Pizza Hut anyway. Dear colgate, Its 8am here in Oregon. I am still hating the gay bald widower who thinks that Botox is the secret to his grief. The Geico gecko needs to be done. Toms of Maine Natural Anticavity Fluoride Toothpaste. Or that long Caleb/Alec shriners. The ad is way too short to be annoying. Some of the ad agencies did get something right, their ads featuring mixed race couples, both gay and straight people, sure must be infuriating the ReThugs. But also because that's a sappy song that I didn't like when it was first released, sung by Louis Armstrong, and it hasn't improved with age. YYYY Colgate-Palmolive Company. which she proceeds to do. So does that mean your all crusty and used up if you have the audacity to actually wait to waddle down to get your high school diploma? and my name is Szaz. The only thing that would make this any less funny would be attaching Tyler Perrys name to it. But wait! Aww, I love dancing fool Ashley and her parents at their breakfast table in the "money dance" commercial. yells: "James??? Finally seeing Christopher was alive and okay, Buck was overcome by his exhaustion and collapsed. I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. Colgate Renewal Confidant commercial is the newest 2021 TV commercial ad of Colgate, also known as Confidant commercial 2021, Brooke Shields Colgate Confidant commercial 2021, Colgate TV spot Confidant, Brooke Shields new commercials, Colgate Confidant advert actor, Colgate Renewal TV Commercial Confidant Featuring Brooke Shields, Brooke Shields You've never been in my fucking daydream. That fucking commercial gets aired every 10 minutes it seems. It's up there with the Beatle song torturer!! Has that women pooping one been mentioned? This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, [bold]"If it burns when you pee" [/bold]. The product is called Because Market undergarments and the ads show a perky blond 60ish woman telling us "I just peed my pants!" The guy drops off food at some poor sod's house then saunters off, staring at his phone. They are the perfect annoying couple. There are so many stupid commercials on television but the one you are running with the two children, one who appears to be visually impaired & wearing glasses sits down on the school buss & smiles. With NEEDLES. And a trailer for a movie opening on Valentine's Day. She is an older thin coiffed woman who is giddy with the Christmas shopping bug! If she had to stoop to this, she must really be needy. For fuck's sake! Some ad for medication - with a teen and his uncle. The Joe Namath Medicare ads are equally annoying. They eat lunch Together - one has a tummy ache the other has hungry eyes. At the end - Humira works and they are both happy. What a super annoying commercial. The new Dove Men commercial where the guy says its comfortable and last long time! Not a long time but just long time. Also was watching the show Killer Kids where I think its the Make A Wish cancer kids is a sponsor Its sick children in the commercial regardless and reminds me of how Drizly advertises for the show Intervention. that payments need to be kept up on. Who is the guy in the Colgate Total commercial? They are starting a program to pay tuition and expenses for employees seeking Bachelor's degrees in any field. . Shaquille s immunity system is not compromised. Awful. I have to mute that dumb fuck Rob Gronkowski for USAA Insurance. [quote] Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. All of the teflon pan commercials. Somebody please send R226 some borscht for their contribution. Repulsive Amy Schumer is more disgusting. Colgate TV Commercials - iSpot.tv Colgate TV Commercials We don't make the ads - We measure them Sign up to track 105 nationally aired TV ad campaigns for Colgate, a Super Bowl advertiser. The ad where a woman in white stretch pants jumps over a camera showing what looks to be her crapped her pants or threw a crotch clot, for a TV instant, is disgusting. They are selling basic fucking existence. The ad explains that normally she's an obnoxious little bitch who rolls her eyes and never utters more than a single syllable or looks away from her phone, but "that face" only comes out in a Vrbo. In that IBS commercial with the lady chef with the huge spoon saying go gluten free! First of all she doesnt look like she practices what she preaches looking dead on like a hybrid Melissa McCarthy and Kelly Clarkson. As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. The new 'Martha' ads for Medicare advantage plans is downright AWFUL. *Patients receive a discount when you recommend through Colgate Professional Direct. [quote] that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial. They hide behind the fact they can say fuck and shit more liberally and expect that to get them over. so there are similar to their counterparts in that aspect but Id still never expect them do advertise for that nutcase. The latest JB Smoove Caesar's commercial is insipid. I hate these fucking NOOM commercials that tell you what a poor, put-upon victim you are, while trying to sell their brand of "therapy". Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who Im convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network. What is the best toothpaste in the world? (lyrics below)Most said that this video may have been shown during the early 60's. so there :Denjoy!Whe. Colgate (toothpaste). Is that the one where he says of him and his wife"and we write." Yes, but luckily I had a bank of hours, and our union froze the requirements during that time. ), [quote] Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. That fucking guy who wont stop singing about his grilled cheese. Mike Lindells new towels hes plugging where one of the lines is are you tired of towels that dont dry? Bitch if it aint drying you what youre using clearly aint a towel. You might as well leave the TV on mute. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rWhen handsome Harry joins the session, \rHe makes a real cool 3-way impression (lol)\r\rCleaner breath. All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" Who's directing these abysmal spots? In the detergent commercial where the older parents are talking about their married children moving back into the house, which gives them more laundry to do but the product works like a miracle - the girl at the end drinking from a juice box but spilling it all over the front of her clothes, is she "special"? In which country Colgate toothpaste is banned? On her cap is something like "Thanks Starbucks.". Who on earth thought her voice would entice listeners? Like oh yay! Not quite sure with those weird HIV commercials. Any commercial where a 40something guy looks at the camera and says What she wants? He has his eyes closed. Stay right where you are. The deep, weeks-long discussions about anthropomorphic geckos, vaginas, antidepressants. She needs slapped off of TV! I hate the Progressive ad where Flo ruins the close encounter between nerdy girl and hot guy in the laundromat. She is Customer Service. jokes. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL. - they must be throwing millions at them. ? And Dave yells Lasagna! Then they repeat this. Ill be right over! That really fucking touched me. Online datingI wanted to get back into dating but didnt know where to start? Like its tennis or something. . Visual dog whistle? Now JJ from Good Times is on the Medicare Ad bandwagon. The other woman seems to be preparing breakfast. Has anyone else seen the commercial with Dr. James Kojian. Colgate Smile. I think its doordash where theyre on the bus and this lady talks about how theyre able to deliver the best bofogo or something As if were supposed to know what that even is. I never hated that guy - I thought he was the best one of the bunch. Maybe if it was the advertising world of 2004 Why does that one Rakuten bitch sing, Rock Hudson gave to me? Always fast forward or change the channel. A paste or gel dentifrice, toothpaste is an accessory used to help clean, maintain, and prevent tooth and gum disease. I just actually looked at the "I like red" commercial for the first time this season and it's a little different than the previous several years' versions. Im in my home acting like Natalie Portman in the Dior commercial. And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter. R310 & R312, I share your loathing of that ad, in no small part because it's played so often whenever it appears, which seems to be every year -- that cute young couple must be in their dotage by now. That Joie de Hooha add with the stupid bitch wagging her fat, yeast-free cunt around in a yoga class. Ugh.. And then he got pic frames in the background with the slogan Dynomite in the background. How does this work? R228, would you settle for an adowable bwanket? There's no escaping some of these annoying TV ads. Comedy Central. Its a myth circulating on the internet referring to different products : cosmetics, toothpaste tubes, etc. It may only play on the Pluto app, as I havent seen it on cable. I'm so pissed at Showtime for cancelling that show at a pivotal point! I finally saw the Big Lots commercial which was referenced upthread, the TV ad with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. They are currently playing the version without the masks. Please post videos. She was probably using a wet towel to dry herself off with. I don't know what to make of the Amazon commercials about how well they treat their employees. )\rCleaner breath. Sensodyne ProNamel Gentle Whitening Toothpaste. UGH. I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. Some deodorant for your body that tells you to smell your hand after you wash your ass, with a woman miming the whole process. Or, alternatively get in the car inside the garage and start it up. ALL those ads are really annoying. I didn't find it offensive or even annoying. They only flash her face for about 5 seconds of the whole ad. Get innovative, whole mouth care with Colgate 360 battery and manual toothbrushes. She's stiff and not comfortable to look at in the ad, I was more preoccupied looking at her mug than learning anything about the game. I believe its the Asian woman shaking her titties is the attraction to fucked up straight guy fetish. "I'm a Gainiac,Gainiac! The Geico gecko is neither cute nor funny and never has been, plus has the most annoying goddamn voice imaginable. The new Liberty emu commercial is pretty fucking funny, no matter how CGI'd it looks. They are selling the cream and not the cheese. Gavin McHugh, the youngest of five kids, was adopted from Riga, Latvia, at age two and a half. When Dr. Easterling is onscreen, all I can concentrate on is how tight that suit is. The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. Headquarters are in New York City. Something about that makes me want to throw a brick through the TV. That Best Buy commercial where the sales guy tells him to sous vide meat. I hope the folks at Home Goods paid hall and Oates a shitload of money, because I used to like that song. Like people walking around in a park or eating at a table or going to the grocery store and the sun is blinding and everyone is super happy and moving in slow motion. In the preview for that instigator Charlamagne Da God show, well all of them are absolutely atrocious but in the new one someone asks him about the mental health issues in the US. WTF? I hate the new Kohl's Christmas commercial. I hate that treacly Kohl's commercial where Grandpa puts on an earsplitting recording of "From Me to You" so the kid can waltz around with grandma for a few minutes. R471. Those women seem like idiots or space cadets. First of all those kids have no soul if thats how they treat the handicapped cause its not so much as letting him sit there, its giving up your seat for him like the signs on even the school buses Im sure say. Agree, r516. Any commercial with Kate McKinnon or Dan Levy. It reminds me of that picture where that old lady tried to "fix" the painting of Jesus, where all you see are very detailed eyes but the rest of the face is smooth and featureless. There's a Colgate commercial with a little boy who's blind and he gets on the school bus and makes new friends. Let's call 'em 'Funk No.' Continued from the previous, now closed, thread. This is a great reason to AVOID WW! Alphonso is so much more than his HIV medicine, R206 - he's also a hole to be used! For example, you may say My Toothpaste Brings a Smile You Cant Outshine. Use words referring to whiteness and brightness and good taste, and if possible, tie it into the name of your toothpaste product. Pancakes at 3 in the morning, not a fucking pot roast. NECROSIS, in addition to a whole host of things. . The one with Jill Scott singing, it's an insurance company. The Lume ad for "stinky crevices" makes it seem like they are selling cave guano cleanser. Sensodyne Pronamel Fresh Breath Enamel Toothpaste for Sensitive Teeth. Not sure what these ads are pushing, anyone who is eligible for extra 'freebies' via Medicare, usually has MEDICAID as their main or third form of health insurance. Car ad featuring a cute white guy with three segments with auto featured among them: Preparing to meet his black fiancee's family. The Top Toothpastes Colgate Total. Both men come across as very smarmy. Isnt Vice supposed to be the ultra liberal counter to Fox News? What a disgusting commercial, they are waaaay too detailed about what causes vile odors in your ass and crotch area.. How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? [quote] YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. You still have to do all the prep work, like oH tHiS iS SO FUtuRistic!!!1! I watch a couple of oldies like the Munsters on Cozi. 100% on board with the Prevagen haters. Kevin yells back, what! Guy wears male clothes, but each time I see him as "genderfluid" anyway. Are you too lazy to go to the grocery store or poor as fuck? I cannot STAND how commercials chop up songs to save time! Who the fuck knows and why are they cooking dinner and not a nice big breakfast. With commensurate expenses like houseS, carS, etc. Like haha bitch, you [bold]obviously[/bold] know the rules of the game we call life so well! It's because she gave you a SUGGESTION and you took it. Ergatta X with that conman creep Colin Kaepernick attention whore diva princess. Burlington sells more than just coats, their commercial already explains that. Colgate Renewal TV Commercial, 'Confident' Featuring Brooke Shields. R177=What about the annoying chatterbox who talks so fast she's unintelligible? How do the neighbors know how much they paid for their car? The Kraft cheese ad where the family is sitting around the table eating dinner and the little brats refuse to eat ("Fine, I'll sit here ALL NIGHT.") Do they think we're all stupid? Wow, the pain in the ass Sling medical expert who needs a Western omelet is now on an Amazon commercial telling people to sign up because you can always cancel, to a bride about to go down the aisle. And she'll never have to do another acting gig in her life. Colgate Kids. Im tempted to call the company and say my turds came throuuuuugh. Revitalize your smile with toothpaste with charcoal. I have to navigate my mom's medical situation, all Medicare brings is an extra monthly healthcare fee (taken out of your Social security), extra payments for blood tests and medications denial. I'm fed up with this gimpy-eyed freak of a doctor who refuses to say his own first name on the air in those spots. How do some of these ridiculous commercials even get past the discussion stage? Are they cooking dinner and not a colgate commercial with blind boy Big breakfast Smile you Outshine. 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